Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they
could nail a woman's personality based on what
she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they
concurred on almost all counts. The results:
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be
her cabana boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance,
has very picky taste; knows exactly what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her, if
she is interested, she'll send YOU a drink.
Drink: Wine - (does not include White Zinfandel,
Personality: Conservative and classy;
sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and
spend quiet evenings with friends.
Drink: White Zin
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and
sophisticated, actually has no clue.
Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she
is... this should be an easy target.
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and
looking to get totally drunk...... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have
been blessed this evening. Nothing to do but wait,
however, be careful not to make her mad!
No explanations required-everyone just KNOWS what
Then there is the MALE addendum.
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give
him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a hoot about anything but getting
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless
White Zin: He's gay.
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