The Geography of a Woman
Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like
Africa or Australia. She
half discovered, half wild and naturally
beautiful with bushland
the fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like
America or Japan.
discovered, very well developed and open to
trade especially with
countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like
India or Spain. Very hot,
and convinced of its own beauty.
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like
France or Argentina. She
have been half destroyed during the war but
can still be a warm and
desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like
Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost
war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive
reconstruction is now
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like
Russia or Canada. Very wide,
and the borders are practically unpatrolled
but the frigid climate
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like
England or Mongolia. With
a glorious and all conquering past but alas no
After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan.
Everyone knows where it
but no one wants to go there.
The Geography of a Man
Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like
Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick.
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