A general store owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear short
skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances at
the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing
the length of her skirt (or general lack thereof) and the location of the
raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea.
"I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says politely.
The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread,
which is located on the very top shelf. The young man standing almost
directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he
surmised he would be. Once she descends the ladder he muses that he really
should get two loaves, as he's having company for dinner. As the clerk
retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices
what's going on.
Thinking quickly, he requests his own loaf of raisin bread so he can
continue to enjoy the view. With each trip up the ladder the young lady
seems to catch the eye of another male customer. Pretty soon each male
patron is asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down.
After many trips she's tired, irritated and thinking that she is really
going to have to try this bread for herself!
Finally, once again atop the ladder, she stops and fumes, glaring at the
men standing below. She notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd
staring up at her. Thinking to save herself a trip, she yells at the
elderly man, "Is yours raisin too?"
"No," croaks the old man.... "But it's startin' to twitch."
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