Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table,
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction
workers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left
over at the end, or when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart,
no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."
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