Five cannibals get appointed as engineers in a defense company. During the
welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all part of our team now. You
can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to
eat. So please don't trouble any of the other employees".
The cannibals promised.
Four weeks later the boss returns and says, "You're all working very hard
and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our janitors has
now disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?"
The cannibals all shake their heads no. After the boss has left, the
leader of the cannibals says to the others, "Which of you idiots ate the
A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals replies,
"You fool. For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders, Supervisors, and
Project Managers and no one noticed a thing. Now you have to go and eat
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