We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively.

Well, how about some "assicons"?

Here goes:

  (_!_)   a regular ass

 (__!__)  a fat ass

   (!)    a tight ass

  (_*_)   a sore ass

  {_!_}   a swishy ass

  (_o_)   an ass that's been around

  (_x_)   kiss my ass

  (_X_)   leave my ass alone

 (_zzz_)  a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

  (_$_)   Money coming out of his ass

  (_?_)   Dumb ass

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