A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to say:

"Red............cherry,"

"Yellow.........lemon,"

"Green..........lime,"

"Orange..........orange."

Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers.

After eating them for a few moments, none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled:

"Oh My God!! They're assholes!"

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