Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and Uncle Sam are out
together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops
"I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my
farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was
fertile for farming.
Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge
Uncle Sam (a former civil engineer) asks, "I'm very curious.
me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet
completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or
out - virtually
Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water."
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