Riding in a train were Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Janet Reno, and Bo Derek. After several minutes the train passes through a dark tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, Clinton has a big red slap mark on his cheek.

Janet Reno thought - "That dirty Bill Clinton laid his hands on Bo Derek and she smacked him."

Bo Derek thought - "That sleazeball Clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have grabbed Janet Reno, who in turn must have slapped him."

Bill Clinton thought - "George put his hand on Bo Derek and by mistake she slapped me."

George W. Bush thought - "I hope we go through another tunnel so I can slap Clinton again."

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