Riding in a train were Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Janet Reno, and
Bo Derek. After several minutes the train passes through a
dark tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they
leave the tunnel, Clinton has a big red slap mark on his cheek.
Janet Reno thought - "That dirty Bill Clinton laid his hands on Bo
Derek and she smacked him."
Bo Derek thought - "That sleazeball Clinton wanted to touch me and by
mistake, he must have grabbed Janet Reno, who in turn must have
Bill Clinton thought - "George put his hand on Bo Derek and by
mistake she slapped me."
George W. Bush thought - "I hope we go through another tunnel so I can
slap Clinton again."
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