A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive
golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the
third tee the husband said, "Honey, be very careful
when you drive the ball don't knock out any windows.
It'll cost us a fortune to fix."
The wife teed off and shanked it right through the window
of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed
and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses. Alright,
let's go up there, apologize and see how much this is
going to cost."
They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice
say, "Come on in." They opened the door and saw glass
all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its
side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, "Are you
the people that broke the window?"
"Uh, yeah. Sorry about that." the husband replied.
"No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that
was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You've
released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes- I'll
give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for
"OK, great!" the husband said. "I want a million dollars a year for the
rest of my life."
"No problem - it's the least I could do. Consider it
And you, what do you want?" the genie said, looking at the wife.
"I want a house in every country of the world," she
"Consider it done as well." the genie replied.
"And what's your wish, genie?", the husband said.
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't
had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is
to sleep with your beautiful wife."
The husband looks at the wife and said, "Well, we did
get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess
I don't care." The genie took the wife upstairs and
ravished her for two hours.
After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at
the wife, and said, "How old is your husband, anyway?"
"35." she replied.
"And he still believes in genies?....That's amazing."
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