To Whom it May Concern:
Last year I
upgraded from boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
and noticed that the new program
began making unexpected
changes to accounting modules, limiting access to
jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many
valuable programs, such as Hot-Sex 1.0 and Romance 9.9 but
undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.
Conversation 8.0 no
longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6
simply crashes the system. I've
tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix
these problems, but to no avail.
Dear Desperate Wife,
Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package,
Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the
command: C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2.
Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications:
Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0.
remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default
to GrumpySilence 2.5,
Happyhour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will
Loudly" wave files.
DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0
or reinstall another
Boyfriend program. These are not supported
applications and will
crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a
great program, but it
does have limited memory and cannot learn new
Consider buying additional software to improve
personally recommend HotFood 3.0, Lingerie 5.3 and
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