Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know.
One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel,
and Lulu was among them.
The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up
along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by and saw her
granddaughter. Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?"
Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her
grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges
and she was just lining up for some. "Why, that's awfully nice of
them. I think I'll get some for myself", and she proceeded to the back of
A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all
of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and
exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures
out, rip the skin back and suck them dry."
The policeman fainted.
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