A husband and wife decided they needed to use code to indicate that they wanted to
have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word "Typewriter."
One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy
needs to type a letter."
The child told her mother what her dad said and her mom responded, "Tell your
daddy that he can't type a letter right now because there is a red ribbon in the typewriter."
The child went back to tell her father what mommy said. A few days later the mom told
the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."
The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never
mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."
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