Q: How many people does it take to change a light bulb at Lambeau Field?
A: Three. One to change it and two to talk about how good the old one was.

Q: What do you call a Minnesota Viking with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?
A: Because Minnesota would want one too.

Q: What separates the one good team from the bad teams in the NFC North?
A: The Wisconsin border.

Q: Why don't the Vikings like to eat soup?
A: Because they choke on the bowl.

Q: What do a stolen car and the Vikings have in common?
A: No title.

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