(1) What does the average Texas player get on his SATs?
---Drool.

(2) What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
---A full set of teeth.

(3) How do you get an Aggie cheerleader into your dorm room?
---Grease her hips and push like hell.

(4) How do you get a SMU graduate off your porch?
---Pay him for the pizza.

(5) Why do the Texas Tech cheerleaders wear bibs?
---To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.

(6) Why do they no longer serve ice at Baylor football games?
---The senior who knew the recipe graduated.

(7) Why is the Houston football team like a possum?
---Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road.

(8) What are the longest three years of a Aggie football player's life?
---His freshman year.

(9) How many Aggie freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
---None..... That's a sophomore course.

(10) Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
---Waco, Texas ...... He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.

AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.......)

(11) Why did Texas choose orange as their team color?
---You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash the rest of the week.

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